🏡 Treat this place like your grandma’s house—with love and respect (but no need to knit her a sweater).
🤫 Quiet hours are from [Insert Quiet Hours]—think of it as nap time for the walls.
🚭 No smoking inside—unless you want to spend your trip learning how to remove smoke stains.
🕺 No wild parties—we love a good dance, but the neighbors prefer their beauty sleep.
🚪 Lock up when you leave—because “Home Alone” was fun to watch, but not to live through.
🧳 Keep the hallways clear—as much as we'd love an obstacle course, let’s keep things trip-free for everyone!
🗑 No trash bag art installations in the hallway—take them straight to the dumpster, where they truly belong.

Pets! 🐾
🐶 Pets are welcome (if allowed)—but please, no tiger cubs or pet alligators.
💩 Pick up after your furry friend—stepping in surprises isn’t part of the Airbnb experience.
🛏 No pets on the furniture—we know they’re cute, but so is a clean couch.
🦴 Don’t leave them unattended—we’d hate for them to throw a house party while you’re out.
🐕 Keep them leashed in common areas—not everyone loves your pup as much as you do (hard to believe, we know).
🏊‍♂️ No pets in the pool—as adorable as doggy paddling is, let’s keep the pool fur-free.
🔇 No excessive barking—as much as we appreciate a good symphony, the neighbors might not be fans of the midnight remix.

That’s it! Simple, right? Have an amazing stay, and if you need anything, just holler.

Cheers,
Adina & Florin